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faithloveandflorida:

taynixster:

oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

There just myths, don’t get your hopes up

But I’m marrying my crush…

Well we all can’t be that fortunate

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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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